booze bus locations tonight Page 129

Hunting for booze bus locations tonight? Not happening—random breath testing is meant to be random, and locations aren’t broadcast for very obvious safety reasons.

Police can set up anywhere, anytime; the only guaranteed strategy is the radical classic: don’t drink and drive.

Grab a rideshare, taxi, designated driver or the couch—it’s cheaper than fines, demerits and a roadside lecture.

Plan ahead, arrive alive, and save the suspense for the footy, not the flashing lights.